Bill Wirtz dies, Word of my demise is greatly exaggerated

I got asked if I was dead, apparently "B. Wirtz dies" went by on the TV and two people thought I was dead and were surprised it made national news… Well I’m not that famous and am not related to Bill Wirtz the Hockey Owner who died at age 77, I’m Brandon Wirtz Greatest Living American, and being "living" I am not dead.  I don’t own the Blackhawks Hockey team, but I’d be willing to own them, if they were given to me in Bill’s will.  I’m more of a Redwings kind of guy, but I could convert.  My condolences to the family of "Dollar Bill" the cheap skate who cut salaries, and didn’t put local hockey on local TV.