After Stephen Colbert tried to defeat me in the race for the title of Greatest Living American, and failed, how does he expect that I am going to concede my birth right to be President to him? Sure he is old enough, to run, and I’m not which gives him a head start, but let’s face it, if he can’t beat me in a popularity contest, how is he going to beat Hilary Clinton? Sure Colbert could crush the likes of some one like Obama, but Al Gore has a better chance of winning than C-train does binkw32.dll kostenlos herunterladen.
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