SEO when updating your resume on is good for the ego.

Phone not ringing off the hook with the ladies?  Not feeling appreciated at work? Just not satisfied with your job?  You should update your resume at

Here are some phrases to include in your resume to get extra hits.

Want to get found on Monster? you need the top Searches to be in your text.  So here are some ways to work in as many as possible.

1. Sales: When I was un AHEM self-employed.

Worked with a constricted budget was careful to leverage sales

2. Recuiter: From when I was a pimp.

Recruiter of fine ass ladies.

3. Administrative Assistant: Extended from above…

Recruiter of fine Administrative ASSistants

4. Accountant: From relationships.

Cleared large acquisitions with the “accountant”

5. Receptionist: When the Cable was out.

Served as Receptionist Adjusting antenna to improve picture

6. Customer Service: That time as a pimp makes this one WAY too easy…

7. Accounting: That time at the YMCA I managed the Pool, and watch as I give my self a doctorate.

Tested water Ph.Determined amount of chlorine to add accounting for the volume of water.

8. Java:  Starbuck’s is always hiring, but if you are to lazy do that.

Played Elf Bowling and other Java games.

9. and 10. Mortgage / Collections: From that time you were self employed.

Consulted with Mortgage holder about repayment plan after being put in Collections.

11. Manager: We all had one so just say something nice, or mean about yours.

Had a crappy manager.

12. – 18. Lets cram a bunch in to a short set.

Developed a Staff infection and sought Medical help from a Registered Nurse (RN) who referred me to a Pharmacist because I didn’t have Insurance.

19. – 20. Restaurant Manager and Entry Level:

Spoke with Restaurant Manager.  Bouncer pushed me through Entry, Leveled  him in a single blow.

More seriously, you should look at working in where you can some of the top searches.  And look at ways you can include the Full phrase and acronyms used to mean the same thing.  Like Registered Nurse and RN.  Make sure you outline what programming languages you use, and that you have placed them in the forms they are searched for most.  Saying you are familiar with C# and VB is good, but don’t for get those are .Net languages.

Follows is the list of the most searched terms on Monster.  Taken from Career-Advice at Monster.

  1. Sales
  2. Recruiter
  3. Administrative assistant
  4. Accountant
  5. Receptionist
  6. CPA
  7. Customer service
  8. Accounting
  9. Java
  10. Mortgage
  11. Manager
  12. Executive Assistant
  13. Human Resources
  14. Pharmacist
  15. Accounts Payable
  16. Insurance
  17. Payroll
  18. Staff accountant
  19. “Administrative assistant”
  20. Physical therapist
  21. Outside sales
  22. SAP
  23. “business analyst”
  24. Collections
  25. Audit
  26. Engineer
  27. Controller
  28. Financial analyst
  29. Project manager
  30. Marketing
  31. C#
  32. .net
  33. “Project manager”
  34. J2EE
  35. “Administrative
  36. Oracle
  37. Construction
  38. Warehouse
  39. Inside sales
  40. Business analyst
  41. Paralegal
  42. RN
  43. “Financial analyst”
  44. Data entry
  45. Nurse
  46. Peoplesoft
  47. Restaurant Manager
  48. Loan officer
  49. Staffing
  50. “executive assistant”
  51. Retail
  52. Legal secretary
  53. “Customer service”
  54. Call center
  55. “Outside sales”
  56. Bookkeeper
  57. “Inside Sales”
  58. Auditor
  59. Autocad
  60. Tax
  61. Registered Nurse
  62. Buyer
  63. “C”
  64. Spanish
  65. Japanese
  66. Underwriter
  67. “sales”
  68. Account executive
  69. “Technical writer”
  70. Medical
  71. Cnc
  72. Finance
  73. “Staff accountant”
  74. Civil engineer
  75. Telemarketing
  76. Accounts receivable
  77. Senior accountant
  78. Manufacturing
  79. Sql
  80. Unix
  81. Architect
  82. HVAC
  83. Help desk
  84. Oracle DBA
  85. Clerical
  86. Purchasing
  87. Bilingual
  88. “help desk”
  89. Analyst
  90. “accounts payable”
  91. “Technical writer”
  92. Pharmaceutical
  93. Loan processor
  94. Occupational therapist
  95. QA
  96. Pharmaceutical sales
  97. Real Estate
  98. Maintenance
  99. “Human Resources”
  100. Entry Level

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