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Not to worry, there are more suggestions deutschland flagge kostenlos downloaden. If you do most of your snoring while lying on your back, there’s a surefire way to stop it. Cut the pocket off a t-shirt (May we request that disgusting favorite of yours?), cut a tennis ball in half, choose a t-shirt to sleep in, put the tennis ball in the amputated pocket and sew the whole thing to the mid back of your new sleep shirt videos von streamcloud downloaden. Every time you roll onto your back, the tennis ball will be uncomfortable and cause you to roll over. Viola, no more snoring.
Do I need to explain why this is a bad idea if you plan to invite a woman back to your place and expect her to sleep with you? Should we start with the term “sleep shirt” or go straight to “no that’s just a tennis ball….trust me.” The most understanding woman on the planet is going to laugh herself out of the room and out of your life. Quickly. So whether you snore or not won’t really matter.
Suggestion number three is slightly better, as long as you can play it right. This technique involves elevating the head of your bed using bricks. In order to get the full effect and stop snoring you should elevate the bed by about a foot. Obviously the fact that the head of your bed is higher than the foot will be noticeable.
Here’s where a little confidence and hopefully creativity come in. She’s going to mention it because, well, wouldn’t you? Tell her you’ve got something creative planned for tonight. As long as you manage to do something creative, she’ll believe it. At least for a while. Just make sure the elevated bed trick keeps you from snoring. Otherwise you’ll be right back to square one.
If all else fails, the experts suggest you just add a few more pillows to adjust your angle of sleep and stop snoring. And if you do start doing a freight train imitation, it gives a woman more material to smother you with.