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Prior to getting a firsthand peek into the lives of the local retired set, I assumed my matches had been based on the sad fact that the men in my area are more likely to read Dr. Seuss than Shakespeare. While I still think that’s a major part of the problem, I’m forced to conclude that a 75-year-old woman who wears diapers has more decent dating options than I do.
On the upside, converting can’t be too difficult and wearing a wimple will hide all those bad hair days.