While I moved off of Yahoo Personals, because it became one big Nigerian/Russian/Latvian scam/spam farm, filled with beautiful women who don’t speak English because they are really old men living in Tonga. Yahoo is offering 4 free days if you sign up for Match.com (Big Whoop). Here is a link for 20% off your first [...]

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As I often do, I am writing about myself with an “Is” in the title.  Brandon Wirtz Is Somebody Loyal, falls under the same category as Brandon Wirtz is The Greatest Living American, and Is good in bed.  It’s a way to be standing in a bar flirting up a girl and saying “so what [...]

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For me at least the hardest thing about online dating is the schedule at which I am expected comply.  Dating in the real world, you flirt with someone at the office, or a friend of a friend, and slowly you decide you want to ask them out.  In most cases you have known this person [...]

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Sitting around the Christmas dinner table, gathered with family your aunt looks at you and says “So when are you going to settle down and start a family” and amongst the married cousins, and the assembled great grandkids you sit alone the only uncoupled person at the table over the age of 16. This is [...]

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Russian Brides, China Brides, and Indian Matrimonials are all variations on Mail order brides, or foreign brides, are considered the perfect choice for many busy men, or men who have trouble meeting women in traditional settings. But before you go off in pursuit of the right mail order bride for you, there are some things [...]

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 Differentiating between “Seeing, Dating and Just having Sex”  Modern Dating: Hanging out with no expectations.   Until there is an unmistakable attraction that forms. If it is not mutual then, “hanging out” can be fraught with tension. The option to hang out instead of go out on an actual date is a safe zone, especially [...]

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A male friend of mine once related to me his frustrations in dating. He was in his early thirties, has a stable job making over 60k a year as an Art Director for a software company. He had a meager savings and dreams of owning his dream vintage Porsche someday. A month after breaking up with his girlfriend [...]

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When ever I run a personals ad on Craig’s List I make sure to run two.  If you have played much on Craigslist you know that running a personal ad usually results in getting a lot of “view my webcam” and find a sex partner now spam back.  Typically you get what looks like a [...]

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How to get more women than any man would know what to do with. A short tutorial which I will share, because I am evil. First Apply to be a Seeing Eye Puppy Raiser. You will be assigned a cute little German Sheppard or Labrador.  You will have to join 4-H which is not so [...]

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EHarmony sent me three letters telling me the accounts I set up when I lived in San Mateo, Santa Clara, and most recently San Jose, have been closed.  There was no reason cited.  Just a note saying it could be because I’m a criminal, married, or could be any or no reason. · Misrepresentation of [...]

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Online Dating may not be the way you envisioned meeting the Guy or Girl of your dreams, but let’s face it, many of the best love stories don’t align with your lifestyle. “Pretty Woman” was a great love story, but picking up hookers is probably not a viable dating strategy for most people. “Princess Bride” [...]

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It’s 10 degrees at my parents.  It is no wonder so many of my friends were married off so long ago,  If you have to sleep alone you’d freeze. I could say the same thing about home prices in Silicon Valley, You can’t really afford to own a home if you aren’t married, but it’s [...]

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Disturbed. Shocked. Angry. I actually busted out the highlighter and underlined stuff. First off, I know from my own research that abstinence only programs do not work. Second, I hate that politicians actually believe that throwing money at these types of programs are the real and sometimes only reason that teens are choosing to not [...]

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Family living and intimate partnerships have been known to vary since the earliest days of man’s existence. These relationships had various effects on the societies in which they existed, as they either affected them negatively or positively. Some societies had even worked hard so these family systems of intimate relationships were sustained generations and even [...]

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Sponge Birth Control and Diaphragm Birth Control, are both highly effective in preventing births with out the use of hormones.  They offer nearly zero protection against STD’s however.  Which is why they should only be used in monogamous relationships, and only as a contraceptive. The sponge is what it sounds like.  An artificial Sponge  soaked [...]

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(In case you can’t tell, Brandon didn’t answer these) Do Girls Secretly like Anal Sex? Okay, hang on a second. If we liked it, why would we keep that a secret? Do we pretend not to like oral sex? No, we’re pretty open about the things we want more of. Anal sex is generally not [...]

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I absolutely love the idea.  Tony Romo can’t seem to concentrate with girl friend Jessica Simpson around, so RuinRomo.com is giving you Jessica Simpson Masks  to make certain Jessica is every where he looks. Download Your Jessica Mask here While I’m certain Jessica is needy, I can’t imagine she is really that much of a [...]

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I was walking on Broadway in San Francisco and saw a pole plastered with images of an attractive woman, who didn’t have that "entertainer" look.  In this particular neighborhood the type of girl you expect to be on a poster works at the Deja Vu across the street from my office building.  Instead it was [...]

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MSN was running 6 Favors not to ask your new mate, and well some of them are wrong, so here are something you can volunteer to do that will win you big kudos, in your new romance’s eyes. 1. Good with your tools: If you or a guy or a girl you can impress with [...]

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Eharmony is expensive, but I liked using them.  They are offering 60% off with the following Pormo Code which is good until the end of the month, so if you are thinking of signing up maybe this will push you over the edge.  This will almost get you 3 months for the price of one, [...]

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