Fatso Schmidt, aka "The Keyboard Cat" has been around long before his Internet fame. It all began at the 1969 Woodstock Music & Arts Fair…. At least according to this “TotallySketch.com” skit written by Michael Gallagher.

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In this rapidly evolving world of online marketing it is sometimes hard to remember what all the terms mean, let alone how the strategy works.  As such I have broken down the various services as applied to the bar scene. Brandon walks up to the cute girl at the bar and says “I’m great in [...]

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This is part one in my series to help define some of the things that happen on twitter, what they are called and if worth mentioning some examples powered by Summize. Definitions are short so you can RT them, but Give @Brandon_Wirtz the Credit ok?   "Tweeting behind ones back" to use another’s Name rather [...]

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Re-enact the Obama Inaugural any time you want with the 6 inch Obama Action Figure. In a time when America so desperately needed a hero, along came a man to show us a brand new vision of what America and the world could be in the 21st century. In many ways, Obama is the closest [...]

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It’s somewhat fascinating how Google automatically inserts their ads to the stories we write here on XYHD.TV.   I just finished writing an article about Bob Barker, explaining how I almost ran over his foot while driving him and his wife in a  a long ago Hollywood Santa Claus Parade. Google uses some fancy programming to [...]

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Before I became a successful comedy writer I didn’t have a car.  I took the bus everywhere.  During that time I became a member of the Hollywood Junior Chamber of Commerce (The Hollywood Jaycees), in the hopes somehow I might make contacts to get me into show biz. Each year, in those days, for the [...]

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I wrote an episode of the TV series “Hart to Hart”, specifically Epsidode 76 titled “A Christmas Hart”. Hart to Hart was an extremely popular drama/mystery show. My episode was about Jonathan (Robert Wagner) and his wife Jennifer (Stefanie Powers) being robbed during a birthday party for Max (Lionel Stander), and go undercover for a [...]

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SNL is releasing more “Lonely Island” songs.  Jizz In My Pants performed by Andy Samberg, Molly Sims, and Jorma Taccone is the first single released from Incredibad which will be available in February just in time for Valentine’s day. The song is ok, with a couple of good one liners, but the beat is lacking, [...]

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