Stephen Colbert for President in 2008 only if He Pries the Inaugural Bible From My Cold Dead Hands

Stephen Colbert for President in 2008 only if He Pries the Inaugural Bible From My Cold Dead Hands by Brandon Wirtz

After Stephen Colbert tried to defeat me in the race for the title of Greatest Living American, and failed, how does he expect that I am going to concede my birth right to be President to him?  Sure he is old enough, to run, and I’m not which gives him a head start, but let’s [...]

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Video and photos of rocketbelt conference

Video and photos of rocketbelt conference by

Mark Frauenfelder: Mac Montandon is writing a book about the history of jetpacks, due to be published by Da Capo Press next year. He wrote the following report for Boing Boing. Well, the convention was, of course, totally fun. I drove up from Brooklyn for research for the jetpacks book I’m writing. My friends Jofie [...]

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YouTube wants to depose Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart (Greg Sandoval/CNET News.com)

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YouTube wants to depose Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart  —  Let’s see how funny Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are on the witness stand.  —  The two comedians are apparently being dragged into the copyright fight between their employer and Google.  Entertainment conglomerate Viacom … Source:   CNET News.com Author:   Greg Sandoval Link:   http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-9759091-7.html [...]

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Official Press Release About My Candidacy

by Brandon Wirtz

Man Competes with Stephen Colbert for Greatest American Title April 27, 2007 – Mountain View, CA. Brandon Wirtz–a Microsoft employee in Mountain View, California–is competing with comedy legend Stephen Colbert for the title of “Greatest Living American.” Wirtz was previously ranked as the “Greatest Living American” according to the popular search engines Yahoo and Google. [...]

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Comparing the candidates for Greatest Living American

by Brandon Wirtz

Comparing the candidates for Greatest Living American: A completely biased look at Brandon Wirtz and Stephen Colbert. Stance on Bears: Stephen Colbert has announced on multiple occasions that he is a Hater of Bears, all Bears, but especially Polar Bears. Brandon loves bears, and as a Native of Michigan, and Resident of California he shows [...]

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Brandon Wirtz is the Greatest Living American

Brandon Wirtz is the Greatest Living American by Brandon Wirtz

Stephen Colbert is out to steal my thunder as Greatest Living American.  So I’m actively going to try and Foil Him.  I may not have his legions of people, but this is about SEO, and his followers don’t have my friends Google Rank. I may not be qualified to be the Greatest… but I am [...]

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